Let there be Bon

G'day Rolls,

I was kicking back the other day, mapping out the Shadows Cast stage routine in my head (well, what the Shadows Cast stage routine will be once I've left the bedroom and found the necessary band members), and I soon realised that what I needed was a gimmick. A rock 'n' roll gimmick. Not a tacky gimmick. A straight-up, legit, I'll smack you in the chops if you laugh at me gimmick. AC/DC.

You see, there aren't too many grown men, let alone rock 'n' rollers, who could squeeze into a pair of duds that their mum bought them when they were 12. And if you think I'm talking about Angus's school uniform, guess again. What I'm talking about are the super skinny, waist-high, ball chokers Bon is stiff-legging around the stage in here in this frickin awesome live rendition of Sin City. Hats off to you, Bon. If there's one serving of meat and potatoes I don't mind poking me in the eye, it's yours, old son.

Circulation is overrated anyway.